Come and take a journey with me, children…
Tape 0: An Introduction
Everything in this world must be balanced. To achieve happiness, you must s-u##-ff%e%r. This video was spo%ns%or%ed by the Society of Cherocosmicism. All hail the void and the one that shall not be named.
They are everywhere.
“Is this your first time?”
“See, I knew you’d like it,” she said.
I’m still here…